Sab ki ma chodh di.
Fuck post-nationalism, fuck Aman ki Asha, fuck every naysayer who said "abbe match fixed hai Pakistan jeetega". Because an India vs Pakistan match is always war. And we just won. It transforms every gentle, secular, peaceloving person into Sunny Deol in Gadar. And today we did it. Dhoni (who is also from the mountainous regions to which I belong, and from the very town, in fact) is the Arjun to Sachin's Krishna and both of them guided us through the Mahabharat of Mohali. I'd have given my kidney for it. My bastard friends are there. But we were all there in spirit. Through every "RIAZKIMAKICHUTMARSALLE" wicket during the Indian innings to the "YEAHFUCKYUVIGANDMAARSALLOKI!" wickets of the Pakistani innings we were there. I don't know why I'm writing this senti bullshit but I need to spend my good vibes all over the universe.
The day started with Sehwag and his "CHARRAN! (char run incase you were wondering, as barked by the very excited commentator on Star sports) and Sachin and his "bacchon jaisi chanchalta" and beer and ended with yelling, fireworks, vodka, joints and everyone on the streets going ballistic and getting fucking trashed.
In lieu of this victory of our great and glorious nation and in anticipation of our conquest over all in the final I post this video for you to get yourselves pumped up anytime you feel like.
Mera Bharat Mahan
Fuck post-nationalism, fuck Aman ki Asha, fuck every naysayer who said "abbe match fixed hai Pakistan jeetega". Because an India vs Pakistan match is always war. And we just won. It transforms every gentle, secular, peaceloving person into Sunny Deol in Gadar. And today we did it. Dhoni (who is also from the mountainous regions to which I belong, and from the very town, in fact) is the Arjun to Sachin's Krishna and both of them guided us through the Mahabharat of Mohali. I'd have given my kidney for it. My bastard friends are there. But we were all there in spirit. Through every "RIAZKIMAKICHUTMARSALLE" wicket during the Indian innings to the "YEAHFUCKYUVIGANDMAARSALLOKI!" wickets of the Pakistani innings we were there. I don't know why I'm writing this senti bullshit but I need to spend my good vibes all over the universe.
The day started with Sehwag and his "CHARRAN! (char run incase you were wondering, as barked by the very excited commentator on Star sports) and Sachin and his "bacchon jaisi chanchalta" and beer and ended with yelling, fireworks, vodka, joints and everyone on the streets going ballistic and getting fucking trashed.
In lieu of this victory of our great and glorious nation and in anticipation of our conquest over all in the final I post this video for you to get yourselves pumped up anytime you feel like.
Mera Bharat Mahan
1 comment:
HAHAHAHAHA! "bacchon jaisi chanchalta" omg stop already!
i feel homesick now :(
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